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  1. Redneck Heaven

From the recording Redneck Heaven

Lyrics

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My friend Steve just retired, he was a plumber by trade / Sold his business for boat load of money, and now he's got it made / He bought a simple little house on a 3/4 acre lot / He calls it Redneck Heaven, the little house that rocks

He had his girlfriend renovate it , but, she got a little carried away / Four hundred thousand later, It's a place He likes to say / Is the only half-a-million dollar one bedroom cabin in the USA / Nine-hundred square feet of redneck heaven, worth every penny he paid.


PINK FLAMINGOS IN THE FRONT YARD, A VELVET ELVIS ON THE WALL / A KEG-A-RATOR IN THE LIVIN’ ROOM, A LAVA LAMP IN THE HALL / THE SIGN ABOVE THE DOOR SAYS "COME ON IN - GET READY TO ROCK" / A LITTLE SLICE OF REDNECK HEAVEN ON A 3/4 ACRE LOT

He's got a big ol’ Wal-Mart pool with a swim up bar and a tiki torch / An six by six hot tub, outside the bedroom on the porch / TV dinners in the freezer, the bar is stocked with booze & beer / A big screen in every room, it’s the perfect party atmosphere

He calls the only bedroom his little passion pit / Mirrors on the ceiling, Lord, he thinks he's all of it / Watching TV naked from a Lazy-Boy by the pool / He don't care what the neighbors think, he thinks it's pretty cool

PINK FLAMINGOS IN THE FRONT YARD, A VELVET ELVIS ON THE WALL / A KEG-A-RATOR IN THE LIVIN’ ROOM, A LAVA LAMP IN THE HALL / THE SIGN ABOVE THE DOOR SAYS "COME ON IN - GET READY TO ROCK" / A LITTLE SLICE OF REDNECK HEAVEN ON A 3/4 ACRE LOT

He lays out in that Lazy-Boy wearin’ nothin’ but Ray-Ban’s / Sippin’ ice cold Budweiser workin’ on his tan and / Everything is going just according to the master plan / When the boys come over to party they yell “Steve! You are the Man!”

PINK FLAMINGOS IN THE FRONT YARD, A VELVET ELVIS ON THE WALL / A KEG-A-RATOR IN THE LIVIN’ ROOM, A LAVA LAMP IN THE HALL / THE SIGN ABOVE THE DOOR SAYS "COME ON IN - GET READY TO ROCK" / A LITTLE SLICE OF REDNECK HEAVEN ON A 3/4 ACRE LOT

A LITTLE SLICE OF REDNECK HEAVEN ON A 3/4 ACRE LOT

ALMOST A TRUE STORY!!!